Vent. Read. Relate. Repeat.

The Fuck Everything Project

A curated collection of real rants from real people who are fed up with everyday bullshit.

Life is frustrating. Your commute sucks. Your neighbor’s an asshole. Your HOA sent you another fine for the wrong shade of beige. Your job is soul-crushing. The grocery store was out of the one thing you went there for. This is where you say it out loud. The Fuck Everything Project is a collection of real rants from real people about the stuff that makes them want to scream into the void. No performance. No comedy bits. Just honest frustration. Submit yours. Read others. Feel less alone in your misery. It’s anonymous – first name and state only – because nobody needs to know it’s specifically you who hates your mother-in-law’s casserole.

It’s a place to vent your frustrations.

Sometimes you just need to say it out loud. Get it out. Be heard. Know you’re not the only one losing your mind over the stupidest shit. Write your rant, hit submit, and let it go. Someone else is reading it right now and nodding along because they get it.

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It’s a social experiment.

What makes people rage? Is it bad drivers, entitled customers, incompetent coworkers, or something else entirely? We’re collecting real frustrations from real people to see what patterns emerge. What pisses off humanity? Let’s find out together.

It’s a content aggregator.

Every submission becomes part of something bigger. Your rant about your nightmare neighbor? Your frustration with corporate bullshit? It’s all being collected and your submission may be featured in a future book about modern life’s absurdities.

Fuck your asshole boss. Fuck your shitty neighbor. Fuck everything.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this really anonymous?

Yes. We don’t track IP addresses or collect identifying information beyond what you submit in the form.

Can I submit more than once?

Yes. Rant as often as you need to.

Will my submission be edited?

Only for spam, obvious trolling, or if it violates basic decency (threats, doxxing, etc.). Your shitty grammar and terrible punctuation stay intact – that’s part of the charm.

How long until my rant appears on the site?

We review and publish submissions manually. Could be hours, could be a day or two. We’re not a corporation with a 24/7 content team. Sooner if you stop reading the FAQs and submit a rant.

Can I delete my submission after it’s published?

No. Once it’s live, it’s permanent. Think before you rant.

What counts as too long?

1,500 words. If you can’t say it in 10,000 characters (roughly 1,500 words), you’re writing an essay.

What if my rant contains profanity?

Have you seen the name of this website? For fuck’s sake, submit the damn rant already.

What kind of stuff should I submit?

Everyday frustrations. The small stuff that makes you want to scream. Your coworker who microwaves fish in the breakroom. The person who parks across two spaces. The automated customer service system that won’t let you talk to a human. Your neighbor’s dog that won’t shut up. The grocery store that rearranges everything monthly. Karens. Your HOA. Traffic. Slow walkers. People who don’t use turn signals. Bad tippers. Group texts. Meeting that should’ve been an email. Your in-laws. Broken promises. Rising prices. Corporate jargon. Incompetent service. Life’s daily bullshit.

Not: Political manifestos, conspiracy theories, targeted harassment, or 8000-word philosophical essays about the meaning of existence. Keep it real. Keep it relatable. Keep it under 1,000 words.

How do I report a typo on your website?

You don’t. We don’t care about the spelling mistakes. The grammar here isn’t all that great, either.

Where are all the images? Why is the site so plain?

This is a rant site, not a children’s picture book. There are three images on this page. What else do you want?

Why is the site so plain? Let us ask you this — why are you so fucking annoying? Were you born this way or did you have to work toward it? We’re lazy, that’s why there aren’t many images. If you really want pretty pictures to stare at, try Instagram or this.

Fuck your HOA. Fuck the DMV. Fuck everything.

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Submit A Rant

Got something that’s been pissing you off? Here’s how it works:

1. Fill out the form: Just your rant (up to 10,000 characters, roughly 1,500 words). That’s it.
2. We review it. We check for spam, threats, doxxing, and other bullshit that doesn’t belong here. Your terrible grammar and profanity stay intact.
3. It goes live. Your rant joins the collection. Other people read it. You feel better. The cycle continues.
4. It might end up in a book. By submitting, you’re giving us permission to use your rant in future FEP projects, including publications. You stay anonymous (first name and state only).